Our graduating class was the last one allowed to do an end of year scavenger hunt, partly because of what went down the year before, but mostly because of some naked male yearmates behaving inappropriately with a goat.https://twitter.com/hereforbts_/status/1134005336229236737 …
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Replying to @tychon
So, OK: The rule of scav hunt was, you had to provide documentary evidence that you’d done each item, and the year we did it, double points were awarded for doing anything naked. So naturally, the jockiest bros decided to do the whole hunt buck-ass naked.
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Replying to @fozmeadows @tychon
Now, because of what happened the previous year when the naked rule also applied - some nude students at the movies, someone being clingwrapped naked to a traffic sign - the local cops were aware that it was scav hunt night and keeping an eye out appropriately.
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Replying to @fozmeadows @tychon
One of the items on the list was “ride a sheep.” So the Naked Jockbro Team decided to head to the school ag farm to get a sheep. Only we had no sheep, only these relatively small goats.
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Replying to @fozmeadows @tychon
What with the size differential between said Nakes Jockbros and the goats, they found it wasn’t possible to actually *ride* the goat, so instead one of them, uh... draped himself, naked, over the back of the goat. And the goat did NOT enjoy this. And they filmed it.
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Replying to @fozmeadows @tychon
Some time later, the Naked Jockbros, who were also drunk, were happened upon in their car by the cops - and because the cops knew about the scav hunt rules, they asked to see their video of what they’d been up to. And they saw The Goat Incident.
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Replying to @fozmeadows @tychon
Now, I never saw the footage myself, so I don’t know how incriminating it truly was. But the police were alarmed enough by the goat’s distress at what was happening to it that they turned the tape over to the RSPCA, who threatened the jockbro in question with bestiality charges.
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All the Jockbros were suspended for their final week of school, and all future scavenger hunts were banned forever. Private school education is WILD.
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