I just saw an ad for a fucking beard straightening iron. Honest to goodness. Hipsters have officially gone too far. Just secretly borrow your girlfriends straightener like a man.
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Soz how very heterocentric of me. Also I would assume a beard straightener that isn’t hand crafted from recycled Huon pine would be too mainstream.
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Lol, I didn’t even mean it that way - I meant a beard-straightening straight dude is probably Very Single

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