“hurr durr so get this right, the victimised cannibal daughters who spend the whole film wanting Out of the Family Cannibalism Racket suddenly EAT THEIR DAD ALIVE AT THE END, because PLOT TWIST, amirite?” listen full offence my buddy my guy but go FUCK a CACTUS
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“lo, I have made An Horror Movie only it’s really a very gentle, pastoral paean to The Sadness Of Cannibal Daughters except for literally the last three minutes of screen time. my work is not derivative AT ALL because I set it to a gentle orchestral score and did a PLOT TWIST.”
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can we just like. can we just have a single calendar year where men aren’t allowed to make movies? I will allow jordan peele as the sole exception, but every other movieman can go snort coke in ibiza or crawl up his own asshole to hibernate or whatever else they do to “unwind”
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Here’s a lil’ writing tip, just a sweet ol’ nugget of wisdom: if you have to wait until the final two minutes for your film to be “clever” and “original” in a way that wildly contradicts the previous ninety, then it is, in fact, Not.
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