THIS ARROGANT JACKHOLE CITES HIS GPA IN DEFENCE OF HIS BOOK I AM *YELLING*https://twitter.com/kenlowery/status/1128115144561758208 …
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I can’t sleep so I looked this book up on Amazon and I would bet actual cash money that Dean Klein wrote all the five star “verified purchase” reviews himself, because they all use the same voice and distinctive syntax as his unwieldy blurb.
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Seriously: compare the phrasing, comma placement, hyperbole and comparative examples (eg better than Poltergeist) to the blurb and it is THE EXACT GODDAMN SAME, THIS DUDE IS SHAMELESSpic.twitter.com/LleR8PZWrZ
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“NO ONE COULD EVER IMAGINE COMBINGING A LOVE STORY WITH A SUPERNATURAL THRILLER BUT DAN KLEIN HAS DONE IT” says a verified account whose only two book reviews are of Klein’s work and whose other reviews are all one-sentence briefs of random items.pic.twitter.com/K6laio85iT
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I wish I had that kind of persistence...
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I mean, I wouldn’t ordinarily care, especially with self-publishing, but if *this* is how you’re gonna react to a single bad review you nagged the site to publish SEVEN YEARS AFTER IT WENT TO PRINT, while still claiming you’re destined to be a major Hollywood success? UM
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