THIS ARROGANT JACKHOLE CITES HIS GPA IN DEFENCE OF HIS BOOK I AM *YELLING*https://twitter.com/kenlowery/status/1128115144561758208 …
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I can’t sleep so I looked this book up on Amazon and I would bet actual cash money that Dean Klein wrote all the five star “verified purchase” reviews himself, because they all use the same voice and distinctive syntax as his unwieldy blurb.
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Seriously: compare the phrasing, comma placement, hyperbole and comparative examples (eg better than Poltergeist) to the blurb and it is THE EXACT GODDAMN SAME, THIS DUDE IS SHAMELESSpic.twitter.com/LleR8PZWrZ
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“NO ONE COULD EVER IMAGINE COMBINGING A LOVE STORY WITH A SUPERNATURAL THRILLER BUT DAN KLEIN HAS DONE IT” says a verified account whose only two book reviews are of Klein’s work and whose other reviews are all one-sentence briefs of random items.pic.twitter.com/K6laio85iT
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I couldn't get through it. The blurb that is.
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that's not a blurb, that's the entire novel
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FOZ, don’t you know he is a SKILLED EXPERT in REPORT WRITING/STORY IDEATION
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HE HAD A 4.0 GPA WITH A MINOR IN ENGLISH, CLEARLY ALL CRITICS ARE INVALID FOREVER
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I'm trying to get my head around poltergeist's spirits. So good they died twice? (Also zombie ghosts???)
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