The Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup. They begin the Storm Surge. The Hurricanes strip down until they’re only wearing visors and plastic elbow pads. All the mostly-naked European players give the Cup to Pavel Bure for no good reason. He throws it into the ocean. We are free.
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