Everyone has been stealth changing into wetsuits during this conversation
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My husband, just now: Can this film even pass there Bechdel test? Are there even two women in it? Me: Yes, but one of them is dead. You just watched her die a pointless death. Husband: This film doesn’t even stay in your short-term memory.
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THEY JUST LIFTED UP A DUDE’S TORSO AND A BABY SHARK FELL OUT
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The coastguard sent a drone and a shark just BIT IT OUT OF MIDAIR
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Billionaire, screaming: I TOLD YOU I WAS BELLA’S MASTER! Bella:pic.twitter.com/RdDNdukmOo
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of course this film belongs to the “all the brown people die” genre which is not remotely surprising, but like. it’s a gross-ass trope but this movie is SO BAD that frankly I have no meaningful bar for it in any capacity
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I look away for TWO SECONDS and they explode the shark with a flare gun, somehow. RIP BELLA
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Thank u twitter for coming on this garbage journey with me. WE MADE IT THROUGH TOGETHER
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