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A WATERFALL OF BABY SHARKS JUST CASCADES ONTO A MAN AND ATE HIM
Guys I cannot overstate how terrible the CGI sharkbabies are. I keep trying to get a shot of them and missing but I refuse to rewind this film on PRINCIPLE
“Those baby sharks won’t get to us now” AN ACTUAL LINE OF DIALOGUE I AM WHEEZING
My husband, just now: Can this film even pass there Bechdel test? Are there even two women in it? Me: Yes, but one of them is dead. You just watched her die a pointless death. Husband: This film doesn’t even stay in your short-term memory.
THEY JUST LIFTED UP A DUDE’S TORSO AND A BABY SHARK FELL OUT
The coastguard sent a drone and a shark just BIT IT OUT OF MIDAIR
Billionaire, screaming: I TOLD YOU I WAS BELLA’S MASTER! Bella:pic.twitter.com/RdDNdukmOo
of course this film belongs to the “all the brown people die” genre which is not remotely surprising, but like. it’s a gross-ass trope but this movie is SO BAD that frankly I have no meaningful bar for it in any capacity
I look away for TWO SECONDS and they explode the shark with a flare gun, somehow. RIP BELLA
Thank u twitter for coming on this garbage journey with me. WE MADE IT THROUGH TOGETHER
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