my biggest beef with standard haunted house stories is how deeply sexless a lot of them are. like you got a collection of emotionally damaged paranormal investigators cooped up in a scary house together? they
oughta
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"hey it's me the brooding grandson of Baron von Cocks, the rotted pervert who built this house at the turn of the century. you're a disgraced professor who got fired from Harvard for kissing too many ghosts. we are scared and bored and, for deeply stupid reasons, not fucking??"
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a haunted house should be horny by default. like even the dust bunnies oughta be fucking, and you're a collection of spiritual mediums and repressed scientists who need a reprieve from all that dread? you're in a building with a WINE CELLAR, like what are we DOING
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please tell me you've seen the awakening
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