Me: Wow, it’s early, but everyone on the timeline is talking about cats. Awwwww! 

Me, 5 minutes later: Maybe humanity was a mistake.
Replying to @peripateticmeg @MarkDoesStuff
a perfect scoop of No
6:05 AM - 18 Mar 2019
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