In the true spirit of lactose intolerants everywhere, my cat doesn't give a single fuck that cheesy foods make him shit explosively, and continues to hunt them down despite our best efforts to stop him.
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me: *shuts the door for five minutes so I can eat my birthday cheesecake in peace* the cat, screaming from the hallway in outrage: I KNOW YOU’VE GOT FUCKING CREAM IN THERE, OPEN UP
7:43 PM - 21 Feb 2019
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