BEHOLD, an UNREPENTANT CRIMINALpic.twitter.com/mcqVVAtlEt
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Ruby will steal asparagus if she has the chancepic.twitter.com/U8gQdZgp5Z
I will feed Ruby asparagus all day long
bratface will tear sheets of nori from your hands and goblin in a corner making distressing snarf-snarf-grunk noisespic.twitter.com/BvgjDt97FP
A couple of days ago one of my cats knocked a tub of kitty treats off the worktop in the kitchen, and began hoovering up the spilled contents. I cleared it up and put the tub back on the worktop, then popped to the front room to get the cat food I'd bought from my bag...
In the time it took me to do that he had repeated his crime.pic.twitter.com/KavXTGSMx5
Well he sounds lovely. Smart and determined to get what he wants: dessert!
Predatory instincts, domestic version 
Me too!
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