me: time to sleep! kitten: ah but you see, you’re awake and in bed, which means I must sit on your collarbone and purr for thirty minutes
He doesn't scratch on purpose, but he's clumsy as fuck and his claws are sharp, so I'm covered in wounds.
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He doesn't scratch on purpose, but he's clumsy as fuck and his claws are sharp, so I'm covered in wounds.