listen, twitter. I'm not the kind of person who likes going into great public detail about my boobs, but I've just done the Responsible Thing and attempted to ascertain my Actual Bra Size and I would like to say, from the bottom of my heart, what the ACTUAL FUCK is this NONSENSE?
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so now, even though I have my Actual Physical Measurements to hand, I'm back to fucking guessing what shit to buy, because bra companies don't know how to cope with boobs that are not Perfectly Dense And Bouncy. excuse me while I go SCREAM into this CONVENIENT VOID
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with this product, you too can make your boobs look like giant inflamed pimples! https://www.amazon.com/AVIGOR-Silicone-Strapless-Pasties-Diameter/dp/B07J5728TJ/ref=sr_1_196?ie=UTF8&qid=1545985965&sr=8-196&keywords=bras&th=1 …
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I can’t even with bra sizing. The most sensible website I’ve seen yet will suggest bras on the basis of what you’ve liked before
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So you find your favorite bra in their database, and they’ll make suggestions. Even so, I ordered 3 bras, only 1 was a full hit.
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