listen, twitter. I'm not the kind of person who likes going into great public detail about my boobs, but I've just done the Responsible Thing and attempted to ascertain my Actual Bra Size and I would like to say, from the bottom of my heart, what the ACTUAL FUCK is this NONSENSE?
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I went to a third site, the much-vaunted victoria's secret. presumably, the secret in question, which I'd be so bold as to say is badly kept, is We Only Like Young Thin Cisgirls, because their size-checker thing basically went "uhhhh NOPE, so sorry you don't exist, goodbye!"
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so now, even though I have my Actual Physical Measurements to hand, I'm back to fucking guessing what shit to buy, because bra companies don't know how to cope with boobs that are not Perfectly Dense And Bouncy. excuse me while I go SCREAM into this CONVENIENT VOID
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regular brain: bras suck but at least they're useful galaxy brain: why buy a bra when you can have... BOOB SPOONS https://www.amazon.com/GuiZhen-Arrival-Silicone-Uplifting-Underwear/dp/B07L3CJ783/ref=sr_1_95?ie=UTF8&qid=1545981681&sr=8-95&keywords=bras …
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with this product, you too can make your boobs look like giant inflamed pimples! https://www.amazon.com/AVIGOR-Silicone-Strapless-Pasties-Diameter/dp/B07J5728TJ/ref=sr_1_196?ie=UTF8&qid=1545985965&sr=8-196&keywords=bras&th=1 …
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For me it really depends on the bra style. Not the brand but the cut and style. I get a lot of variation depending on where I want the support.
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As a former belly dancer, we would take an average of the three usual measurements while standing, lying down, and bending at the waist. ‘Cause shit needed to fit and NOT move. That usually works.
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