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Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.

Irvine, CA
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Joined February 2009

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    1. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 27 Dec 2018

      listen, twitter. I'm not the kind of person who likes going into great public detail about my boobs, but I've just done the Responsible Thing and attempted to ascertain my Actual Bra Size and I would like to say, from the bottom of my heart, what the ACTUAL FUCK is this NONSENSE?

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    2. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 27 Dec 2018

      like first off. FIRST OFF. I feel a deep and visceral certainty that the standard Bust Measurement is based on a yardstick set exclusively by Young, Perky-Full Breasts, and not the kind that droop now because you're in your thirties and breastfed a child at some point.

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    3. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 27 Dec 2018

      you know? this feels like a fairly BASIC THING that bra measurement ought to account for! we need a BREAST DENSITY MEASUREMENT up ins, my pals. like, what is the squish to squush ratio of the chestal area in question? how much lower than the band do your boobs lie when At Ease?

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    4. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 27 Dec 2018

      it is Bad Enough that I entered this self-sizing endeavour in the full knowledge that, like all women's clothing, bra sizes are not so much consistent between brands - or within the same brand, even - as they are determined by arcane rituals, whimsy and spite. BUT THEN.

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      Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 27 Dec 2018

      THEN, the FIRST FUCKING TEST I TAKE has the absolute GALL, the SHEER UNMITIGATED CHEEK to tell me that my cup size is a G. which - and I cannot stress this enough - it emphatically ISN'T. even at my absolute heaviest and boob-biggest, which I'm not right now, I'm an E at *most*.

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        2. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 27 Dec 2018

          so I did the sensible thing and checked another test, this time on the lane bryant site. their methods - which of course different slightly to the first test - had me as an F. AND AGAIN, I SAY UNTO THEE: IT IS NOT SO.

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        3. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 28 Dec 2018

          I went to a third site, the much-vaunted victoria's secret. presumably, the secret in question, which I'd be so bold as to say is badly kept, is We Only Like Young Thin Cisgirls, because their size-checker thing basically went "uhhhh NOPE, so sorry you don't exist, goodbye!"

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        4. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 28 Dec 2018

          so now, even though I have my Actual Physical Measurements to hand, I'm back to fucking guessing what shit to buy, because bra companies don't know how to cope with boobs that are not Perfectly Dense And Bouncy. excuse me while I go SCREAM into this CONVENIENT VOID

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        5. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 28 Dec 2018

          regular brain: bras suck but at least they're useful galaxy brain: why buy a bra when you can have... BOOB SPOONS https://www.amazon.com/GuiZhen-Arrival-Silicone-Uplifting-Underwear/dp/B07L3CJ783/ref=sr_1_95?ie=UTF8&qid=1545981681&sr=8-95&keywords=bras …

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        6. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 28 Dec 2018

          with this product, you too can make your boobs look like giant inflamed pimples! https://www.amazon.com/AVIGOR-Silicone-Strapless-Pasties-Diameter/dp/B07J5728TJ/ref=sr_1_196?ie=UTF8&qid=1545985965&sr=8-196&keywords=bras&th=1 …

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        2. McDrea Yells Enthusiastically About Things  🌈‏ @DreaYellsThings 28 Dec 2018
          Replying to @fozmeadows

          I went from a B-cup with a wide band to a gorram D-CUP once I finally measured myself using ABraThatFits guidelines. It sounds crazy until you actually try it on and then 🤯 If you are still getting F+G+etc. recommendations, do yourself a favor and try it. Honestly.

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        3. McDrea Yells Enthusiastically About Things  🌈‏ @DreaYellsThings 28 Dec 2018
          Replying to @DreaYellsThings @fozmeadows

          If you're worried about a limited stock, IIRC Macy's carries Olga and Wacoal, both which have a wider range of styles in larger cup sizes. Their lingerie dept should have a certified fitter too, to help you.

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        1. Tamara  😷 🧬 💩‏ @Tamacoleo 28 Dec 2018
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          Had to get a new bra for my wedding. Bought a cheap Kmart one - DD/E as expected. Wasn’t supportive enough for the dress. Went to a bra store & girl had me try on like 15 different styles as sizes. In one style I was a DDD & a G in one almost exactly the same as the other.

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