"ALL HAIL! THE GREATEST OF CAT DADS!" - meowed no one. Lal. I am but a grateful servant. FYI, Forever and the kids have made a full recovery and are doing great :)pic.twitter.com/RR7PxcqakI
Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.
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"ALL HAIL! THE GREATEST OF CAT DADS!" - meowed no one. Lal. I am but a grateful servant. FYI, Forever and the kids have made a full recovery and are doing great :)pic.twitter.com/RR7PxcqakI
Say hello to Machiavelli AKA Mac. Leader of his siblings. Mischief maker and destroyer of delicate things. Was known to kick the others off the teat. Still greedy, even eats Forever's food. 100% belongs to House Slytherin. I love him. Lvl: 20 HP: 100/100 Attack: 80 Defense: 50pic.twitter.com/2f7j59mXn5
I'd like you to meet Pancake AKA Bijou. The purriest and furriest. A serial snuggler. Can often be found sleeping ON his siblings. He's the embodiment of chill and affection. Incredibly tolerant. A true Hufflepuff. Lvl: 20 HP: 200/200 Attack: 10 Defense: 100pic.twitter.com/gygEvA7ici
This is Ronin. Reigning champion of my heart and the biggest *PLOT TWIST* of the year - My sweet princess is in fact my sweet PRINCE.
*more on that later. He's my spirit animal and connection to the universe. Griffindor FTW!
Lvl: 20
HP: 100/100
Attack: 40
Sp Def: Miragepic.twitter.com/a5EAlc9uuJ
Unpredictable, slow to warm and fiercely independent. Meet, Tomorrow AKA Dobby. Also, the latest member to join the *PLOT TWIST* club. He went from goblin prince to future QUEEN. Guurl! She doesn't do cuddles but when she does, it's all the feels
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Whether you're starting or ending your day, here's a reminder of the importance of spooning
The end.pic.twitter.com/vZDwInTm6y
Here's Dobby just casually pausing space and time while catching some rays. Happy #Caturdaypic.twitter.com/Qqt6RKWcuD
“Live as if you were to die TOMORROW. Learn as if you were to live FOREVER.” ― Mahatma Gandhipic.twitter.com/xCdwqQRv5p
When you open your phone camera to take a pic but it's on selfie mode.pic.twitter.com/Tzr79WlkSe
Couldn't have a Christmas tree this year because cats. So I've attacked their cat tree with tinsel. We'll see how long this lasts. #caturdaypic.twitter.com/hQYQrbmE33
Lords of the tinsel-plinth!
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