This News Just In: Local Man Renders Obstetrics, Postnatal Care & Gynaecology Moot By Pointing Out Childbirth Is Actually Easy
My GOD. If only I'd known, I'd NEVER have been PROMS, had an episiotomy OR contracted a viral infection during labour! I could be in PERFECT HEALTH.
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I mean, it makes such SENSE, you know? Maybe if I'd just HYDRATED BETTER, I wouldn't have ended up with Raynauds and my son wouldnt've have had a tongue-tie. I could've avoided thrush in the breast and plugged ducts and PND just by DRINKING MORE WATER AND EATING RIGHT.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
It’s just common sense. Women are weak and complain a lot, when really it’s their own fault. Men would do childbirth better.
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Replying to @LAGilman @fozmeadows
There once was an Israeli blogger who mansplained that labor pain was psychological & only happened to Western women >
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because they’d been brainwashed by Judeo-Christian mythology into believing it’s supposed to hurt. This was maybe >
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nearly 20 years ago, but I was so dumbfounded that I swear it forever changed my attitude towards internet pundits.
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FFS, what an absolute cockwomble
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