Breaking News: Benevolent aliens asses Earth for membership of intergalactic federation, vote unanimously to transfer control of planet from humans to dogs. "It's probably for the best," said a human spokesperson, gesturing broadly at everything. "They're good dogs, Brent."
3:09 PM - 5 Nov 2018
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