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Foz Meadows

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Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.

Irvine, CA
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    1. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      I open the fusilli box and what do I see? A CATERPILLAR

      6 replies 7 retweets 413 likes
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    2. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      PLAN C ORECCHIETTE I OPEN THE BOX AND GUESS WHO IT IS THREE FUCKIN CATERPILLARS

      4 replies 9 retweets 511 likes
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    3. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      At this point my poor date is watching as I tear open box after box and shout CATERPILLARS into my pasta WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM WHY ARE THEY IN MY PASTA

      9 replies 28 retweets 673 likes
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    4. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      I double-check with my date they are not weevils they are not maggots they are not silverfish they are absolutely 100% motherfucking CATERPILLARS

      6 replies 6 retweets 510 likes
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    5. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      some of them are building COCOONS IN MY MACARONI CATERPILLARS EVERYWHERE

      6 replies 11 retweets 584 likes
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    6. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      so I enlist my date into helping me go through EVERY ITEM in my pantry and GUESS WHAT CATERPILLARS IS WHAT MY PISTACHIOS? CATERPILLARS MY TORTILLA CHIPS? CATERPILLAR'D MY MOTHERFUCKING TRAIL MIX WITH THE PEANUT BUTTER CHIPS IN IT? C A T E R P I L L A R S

      14 replies 23 retweets 818 likes
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    7. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      my poor date endures as I go through my entire pantry getting increasingly furious THEY EVEN GOT INTO MY FANCY 'I WROTE SOMETHING DIFFICULT TODAY' CHOCOLATES, GUYS CATERPILLARS

      13 replies 7 retweets 669 likes
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    8. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      once I'd finished ERADICATING THE FUCKING CATERPILLARS I turned to my date and said "we are GOING OUT" my date, bless him, put up with an hour of me ranting about FUCKING CATERPILLARS over drinks and oysters

      7 replies 7 retweets 797 likes
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    9. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      EPILOGUE I got home from the date (which was wonderful) and looked up at the ceiling and guess who was there A LONE MOTHERFUCKING CATERPILLAR

      11 replies 10 retweets 1,056 likes
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    10. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018

      anyway that's the story of how I wound up whacking my ceiling with a broom at 11pm shouting NO FUCKING CATERPILLARS

      105 replies 119 retweets 2,130 likes
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      Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 2 Sep 2018
      Replying to @gaileyfrey

      but sarah HAVE YOU CONSIDERED that the caterpillars, as liminal transitional creatures, are attracted to your liminal transitional queerness? maybe you've been putting out a SIREN SONG of metaphorical butterfly energies and they were ENTRANCED???

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        2. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 2 Sep 2018
          Replying to @fozmeadows

          HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING A CATERPILLAR SYMPATHIZER

          1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
        3. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 2 Sep 2018
          Replying to @gaileyfrey

          I AM NOT SAYING YOU SYMPATHISE WITH CATERPILLARS I'M SAYING CATERPILLARS SYMPATHISE WITH *YOU*

          0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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