dragon age ii is definitely the horniest of these games. your party is like a bad sexual decision with eight legs. like a dysfunctional pornographic spider
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Replying to @ryandroyd
Garrett Hawke is the bisexual disaster representation we deserve, frankly
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Replying to @fozmeadows @ryandroyd
DA II: a summary Everyone: Hawke, no! Hawke: HAWKE YES! [in the distance, explosions]
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Replying to @fozmeadows
Everyone: Hawke, don't! Hawke: HAWKE ALREADY HAS [sirens, cats yowling, barge horns]
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Replying to @ryandroyd
DAII romance: LI: *is twenty pounds of hot mess bisexual issues in a five pound bag* Hawke: oh my god, I can’t believe I’m gonna date them. Aveline: I mean, you don’t have to - Hawke: No, I’m gonna.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
Aveline: I'm still pretty upset about my husband dying Anders: Haha yeah, it sounds pretty gnarly. We should fuck about it Aveline: What Anders: What
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Replying to @ryandroyd
DAII meets The Road to El Dorado: Fenris: Anders, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? Fenris: YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.
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Replying to @fozmeadows @ryandroyd
god I love this crossover idea SO MUCH Aveline: You fight like my sister! Isabella: I've fought your sister, that's a compliment!
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Replying to @fozmeadows
It works TOO WELL, we shouldn’t have this knowledge
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oh my god Chel is LITERALLY Isabella
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