dragon age ii is definitely the horniest of these games. your party is like a bad sexual decision with eight legs. like a dysfunctional pornographic spider
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Everyone: Hawke, don't! Hawke: HAWKE ALREADY HAS [sirens, cats yowling, barge horns]
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DAII romance: LI: *is twenty pounds of hot mess bisexual issues in a five pound bag* Hawke: oh my god, I can’t believe I’m gonna date them. Aveline: I mean, you don’t have to - Hawke: No, I’m gonna.
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Alternatively Everyone: ANDERS, NO Anders: ME, YES *explosions in the Chantry*
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that was the joke I was making, yes
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