Mom: Why are you cackling? Me: I'm talking about sex on carnival ri-- Mom: I'm leaving now. Me: But Mom-- Mom: I will find myself a new daughter today at work. A better daughter. Me: Mom. Mom: BEHAVE SOMEBODY BETTER.
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I feel like the cats would find it within ten minutes.
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Most cats would not troll you by randomly pushing the button at three in the morning. "Most," in this case, is defined as "however many cats you have, minus one."
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