when ur exactly 46 minutes from a drunken blowup that leaves one of you crying in the bathroom and the other one telling strangers that you will nEVER! sPEAK to each other!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!pic.twitter.com/wFwd81b8Mg
Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.
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when ur exactly 46 minutes from a drunken blowup that leaves one of you crying in the bathroom and the other one telling strangers that you will nEVER! sPEAK to each other!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!pic.twitter.com/wFwd81b8Mg
I’m so transfixed by the wall of Terrible Russian 90s Jeans that I can’t focus on anything else
I KNOW each one is magnificently terrible in its own way even the ones that at first seem not that bad
how did Ovi even manage to FIND jeans that simultaneously look like jegging sweatpants?? WHY???
something about the whiskering at the crotch made me think at first that they had a drawstring waistband and i was just like "of course"
they are a hybrid monstrosity surpassed only by the choices of evgeni “mom jeans at the top, hipster skinnies at the bottom” malkin
GOD I just realised that half the problem is they’re hockey boys with hockey butts trying to buy jeans off the rack, of COURSE all their pants look weird and tight and stretched at the top and too loose while still being a fitted style elsewhere
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