Tell them you have diarrhea
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Isn't this a tad like the mosul invasion announcement? Methinks this will no longer be a day to call in sick.... 

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as a business own it's my hope employees will be honest if they need a day off asked for it don't lie !
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Didn't hear
@GeraldoRivera deny that WikiLeaks Hillary emails are factual. Problem isn't who put them out, truth came out.@foxandfriendsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I say be as descriptive as possible, they get you off the phone quicker... Just in case they try to question you
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We are becoming a nation of lazy dead beats thinks to democrats
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better have lice or the shits..
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brilliant!
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