I can't beleive I have to stay up till 3am just so I can say, I "officially" went to bed at 2am.
#daylightsavings #DaylightSavingsTime #comedy #joke #laugh
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Glen Foster
@fosterfunny
Forty year (plus) veteran of Canadian stand up comedy. I don't just work the road, I'm one of the guys who built it. More info on my website. Videos too!
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Comedian Gallagher died. If you go to his funeral, you may wish to svoid sitting in the first few rows. #comedy #death #comedian #funeral #sledgehammer
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As a comedian, I am massively affected by #DaylightSavingsTime because I have no idea how late, I'm spoosed to sleep in.
#comedy #joke #availableforparties
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A very special show tomorrow with @fosterfunny in Winnipeg. Check it out if you can!
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I just saw a study that says that using "high potency" cannabis products can lead to pychosis. I'm telling you, I SAW IT MAN! WHAT? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? I'M TELLING YOU MAN! #CannabisNews #cannabisindustry #CannabisCommunity
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In case you missed my most popular (and also only) "reel" this week. A once in a lifetime show happening in on November 3rd. Tickets at my website. #comedy #funny #Canada #Canadian #40YearsofFunny
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I was just on and I discovered that if click the LOL emojii on and off quickly, it makes it look like you're really laughing. Perhaps I've been on line too long. #emoji #tipsandtricks #CLICK #hiddengems #easteregg
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I have a special event happening soon, so I made this short video to let people know... with a little help from my friends. If you LIKE this, pls RT.
@siriusmxcanada #comedy
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One month from today!
In early November1982 I arrived in Winnipeg for the start of my very first Canadian comedy tour.
Pls RT and share with friends! #funny #comedy #canadian #fortyyearsoffunny
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This year for my birthday, in lieu of charitable donations in my name, I would like everyone to send me $20 directly #giving
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Don't you find it mildly disturbing that there ALREADY appears to be NO trending hashtag for Bill C11 #billc11? #BillC-11 ? #c11 ? #TrudeauMustResign #TrudeaMustGo #FreeSpeech
#censorship
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I am glad there is a She-Hulk so that little green mutant girls are able to see themselves reflected in popular culture. #LittleMermaid #woke #comedy #joke #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw
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Why don't we start making EVERY movie / series / scrap of entertainment with a fully interchangeable and customizable cast? Be as woke as you wish! And more work for everyone! #LittleMermaid #solutions
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In case you missed it:
A joke I can only tell for a few days each year. And it's almost over.
#terrorism #Terrorists #uspoli #comedy #jokes #dark #humor #humour
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Going forward, I would like to see a world where the only monarchs are butterflies.
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Remember this FIRST time we nailed out the banks?
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At 8pmET tonight on #JFLCanada, @PaulPaduch seeks for the truth w/ a conspiracy filled #ComedyTheme! Dive into the deep-state w/ tracks from @showtimedada, Kenny Robinson, @salooma911 & more! Only on ch. 168 on @SiriusXMCanada! Themes:
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Banks
Government
Religion
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Here in , we celebrate #LabourDay with a "U". That's right, we go to the trouble of adding an extra letter to hundreds of words. Which of course, increases our labour costs.
#economics #math #linguistics #words #comedy
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Comedy = Tragedy plus time.
Tragedy = Comedians plus time.
#comedy
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Hey Your () winsummer.ca contest is complete BS. How much f*cking personal information do you NEED for someone to check a barcode? Let people know if they've won BEFORE you the mailing list recruitment. Don't make it semi-mandatory. #nocontest
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Apparently I am on "Comedy Now" NOW! on
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Zuckerberg! Your "Community standards" suck. I imagine that's because your algorithm SUCKS. I also imagine you will never see this, because your head is up your ass. Can SOMEONE make a better social media platform? ANYONE? They would have millions of adopters instantly.
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I am not a bot. There, if everyone else would provide similar proof, then maybe could move forward with the purchase of this platform.
#FindTheFakes #Real #Really #ReallyReal #ForReal #ReallyForReal
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Sitting at my keyboard with my hand clutching a vodka rocks, I feel like a real writer. I also haven't written anything more than this tweet. So now I really feel like a real writer.
#Writer #real #comedy #jokes #writersoftwitter #writersofinstagram #funny #laugh
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Catch me LIVE at next Friday and Saturday Tickets jokers.ca/comedy-shows-a
#standupcomedy #funny #comedian #canadian #comedy #jokes #cdnpoli
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Before we can become a cashless society, we need to become a "crashless" society. #RogersOutage2022
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Well DUHHH... For decades now! China is The Borg. Resistance is futile.
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Well DUHHH... For decades now! China is The Borg. Resistance is futile.
"Angel has fallen" on Netflix.
More like my standards have fallen. Morgan Freeman spends most of the movie in a coma. I'm jealous.
#WhyDoIKeepWatching
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In about 18 years, the party is going to sorely regret overturning #RoeVWade Even sooner if their daughters are raped.