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  1. Imagine trying to pick a restaurant with someone who is currently an undecided voter.

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    The needle Kamala threaded tonight as a black woman needs to be acknowledged. How we're perceived is based on a short list of "permissible" behavior. She was strong, uncompromising and authentic without falling for bait meant to cast her as an "angry black woman." I'm in awe.

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  3. Oct 7
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  4. Oct 7

    Wait. Was there a fly on Pence because he’s dead inside?

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  5. Oct 7

    That fly just got tested and it now has covid.

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  6. Oct 7

    Even that fly got bored of Pence.

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  7. Oct 7

    I kept wondering why Pence has been so quiet the last four years. I assumed Trump didn’t let him talk. Turns out he’s not very bright.

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  8. Oct 7

    Is there a dead fly on Mike Pence’s head?

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  9. Oct 7

    “Let the record show that Kamala Harris did what I’ve been doing this whole debate and didn’t answer the question.” - Pence

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  10. Oct 7

    “There was a time our country believed in science.” - Kamala

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  11. Oct 7

    Had a really great, informative conversation on my podcast this week! And we talk about our new movie coming out soon.

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  12. Oct 7

    We’re literally watching Trump have a mental breakdown or manic episode or something on Twitter. Is there no one in charge who can do something about this? Oh, wait.

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  13. Oct 7

    Watching three baby bears cuddle with their mom on right now. It’s very soothing after reading Twitter.

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    Oct 7

    White House officials believe POTUS was infected at the event for Judge Barrett on Saturday Sept 26. They will not say when POTUS last tested negative, raising questions as to whether he was tested at all between infection and the debate Tuesday Sept 29. This is important...

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  15. Oct 6

    Someone said Trump posted 42 tweets or retweets in two hours. I can’t tell if he is being manic from the steroids or if he’s acting exactly like himself.

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  16. Oct 6

    I’d rather listen to entire day’s worth of dick jokes than to have to keep hearing anymore about Trump.

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  17. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    Just a reminder that overturning (gay marriage) is in the Republican Party’s official platform. Alito and Thomas just signaled their wishes to overturn it and we already know where Barrett stands on the issue. Please vote.

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  18. Oct 6

    Our movie Chick Fight comes out Nov 13! They just released the trailer.

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  19. Oct 6

    If you’ve been wearing a mask, it’s because you’re someone who cares about the well being of others. People who make fun of that have never understood or practiced that concept.

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  20. Oct 6

    Trump makes it VERY easy to not like him. He thinks in sound bites. He knows that his crazy words will keep us talking about him. Today, try not to give him the kind of attention he so desperately craves. Instead, focus some positive attention towards Biden.

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