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@fortunefunny

comedian/actress from the Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately, Life in Pieces, Office Christmas Party, and NBC’s Champions

Los Angeles, CA
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  1. 2 hours ago

    Yo ! Can you please put a store in Studio City? That’d be great, thanks!

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  2. Retweeted
    Sep 13

    I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

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  3. 20 hours ago

    Is New York Fashion Week over? Nobody asked me to walk in a show. Not even .

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  4. Sep 14

    LA! I'm doing this show on Tuesday. Come check it out.

    ATTN. LA: Get your tickets to Tuesday's with featuring , , , , and some guy named .
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  5. Sep 14

    Should I dress like this when I’m in Washington DC in a few weeks or is the striped shirt too much? See you soon !

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  6. Sep 14

    I’m such a loser. My day is just starting and Mark Wahlberg has already dropped his kids off at school, filmed two movies, worked out five times, eaten a bunch of snacks, and opened up three new Wahlburgers.

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  7. Sep 14

    N.C.! My Coast Guard brother said they are expecting massive flooding over the next 2-3 days from the coast all the way to 95 east. If you haven’t evacuated, it’s too late at this point. He said the best thing you can do is stay inside and hunker down the next few days.

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  8. Sep 14

    The eye of the storm has passed Wilmington but my brother in the Coast Guard says things are just starting. He said there will be massive flooding in the next 2-3 days so be careful out there.

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  9. Sep 14

    My brother’s hometown in N.C. has flooded. 200 people have been rescued. 150 more are waiting. My family evacuated and is safe. Sending good thoughts to everybody.

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  10. Sep 13

    Y’all! They are rebooting “Designing Women” at ABC and my girl Brenda already thinks she’s a Charlene.

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  11. Sep 13

    My mom was a teacher for 30 yrs. Went back to school when I was 8 to get her master’s just so she could make a few extra thousand a year. She got a second job as a waitress. I can’t count how many times our power got shut off because she didn’t have enough money to pay the bills.

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    TIME’s new cover: ‘I work 3 jobs and donate blood plasma to pay the bills.’ This is what it’s like to be a teacher in America
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  12. Sep 13

    When I asked what cities I should perform in next, I got a bunch of replies that I should go to cities where I am actually already booked. There’s a lot coming up soon!

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  13. Sep 13

    Most people die AFTER a hurricane hits. From flash floods (water causes 88% of the deaths) to carbon monoxide poisoning (generators used for electricity) to lack of medical care to down power lines, and so on. The clean up period can be just as dangerous.

    3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 3000...
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  14. Sep 12

    Atlanta! I’m headed your way on October 3rd at the Relapse Theatre! Only doing one show so get your tickets. See you soon!

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  15. Sep 12

    It’s a new day and age for women. This is just the beginning.

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  16. Sep 12

    Check out my very funny friend ’s new comedy special “Father Of The Year” available on his website ! You will laugh a lot!

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    Sep 12

    Hi friend. If a loved one is refusing to evacuate because they'd survived another Cat 4 storm please tell them that wind rarely kills in hurricanes, it's water that's deadly and all Cat 4 does is tell you a storm's wind speed. /1

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  18. Sep 11

    These are all the states I’ve visited since I started touring in 2010. And a few before then. Setting my tour dates for the next year. What cities should I go to?

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    Sep 11

    🌪 🌪 🌪 🌪 🌪 If you are in NC and need to evacuate, here are shelters that WILL let you bring your fur babies BE AWARE: 1) you must call ahead 2) you must have updated vet/shot records for your furry friends

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  20. Sep 11

    Inland NC don’t play around either. This one will very likely cause damage there too. Possible power outages and flooding. Buy food, water, and flashlights. Never hurts to be prepared just in case. I experienced Hurricane Hugo snap a giant oak tree in half & come through my house

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