fortressofmemes

@fortressofmemes

Screams for memes? Memes for screams.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2019.

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    Like... this one time in San Diego a duck was being an asshole and in the way you know, how ducks do so a shoebill just picked up the duck and fucking threw it

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    Odgovor korisnicima
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    Follow for more tweets

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    people think “earn my vote” means “do something just for me personally” because they themselves are selfish fucks who could never imagine their vote needing to be earned in relation to their concern for the most vulnerable and mistreated in our society.

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    Old, tired, plebeian: - just got my period - on the rag - aunt flo arrived Refreshing, terrifying, cryptic: - I have renewed my lunar blood pact and increased my arcane power.

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    Man, kids have it made. Imagine someone begging you to just please finish your chicken fingers and fries

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    all snowmen are abominable. mockery . spit in gods face

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    “will you marry me?” - boring - predictable - sounds like you’re asking for a favour “Let’s get the government involved” - romantic - shows passion for bureaucracy - raises legal suspicions if they say no

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    The kids I babysit wanted to watch Coco but I said we couldn’t because I would cry, so then they asked to watch Moana instead and I said that movie also makes me cry and this child just looks at me and says, “I don’t think it’s a problem with the movies”.

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    This is a beautiful and affecting essay about how the personal is political and vice versa

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    The issue that affects every other issue is the issue of how our issues shape the shapes that we shape our issues thank you god bless

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    Shout out to Salad Rat, stubbornly sticking w her New Years resolutions well into February 👏👏👏

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    Outside of Starbucks: Tiny girl is screaming and crying, parental figure “please tell me what’s wrong sweetheart!” Child, coughing and sputtering: “I just miss my dog! Parent: “he’s just at home, we will see him when we get home!” Child: “I STILL MISS HIM!” I feel you kid.

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    “Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk.”

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    6. stu 2019.

    As someone who's disgusted with Trump I desperately want a return to the blissful pre-Trump normalcy that led directly to him

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