ok for real though, incel jokes aside. isn't that like a contradiction of terms, right? because celibacy as far as i know is the intentional abstinence from sex. intentional. so like, if u want some, but no ones giving it to u, that just means no ones fucking you.
and instead of calling yourself an "incel" and making everything weird, just say you haven't found the right person to be with yet. join us tomorrow for another session of "robin teaches ppl how to act like a normal person"