@fortes "The killer's weapon of choice was a ternary operator. What a monster."
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
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@fortes The Shawshank Exception
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@fortes strangly resembles my last month tweet:https://twitter.com/simonreisman/status/393100179949506560 … -
@simonreisman Twitter makes it easy to see that none of us are original, it seems. Similar tweet from 2011!https://twitter.com/mtrc/status/148427671452389376 … - 1 more reply
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OMG this is from 2013 and I just saw/shared it! Still funny. And I’m sorry for making your notifications marginally worse.
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Don't worry, they're mostly spam anyway! :)
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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
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@fortes@mike_acton Hence CSI theme for "Forensic Debugging" GDC talk. ( http://www.gdcvault.com/play/1014351/Forensic-Debugging-How-to-Autopsy … )Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@fortes@chrishouser "It was Colonel Mustard n the study with a candlestick and an occasionally dereferenced null pointer."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@fortes it's a crime without motif, wondering if you could use an insanity defenseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@fortes@antifuchs MEMENTO! Kinda…Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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if you're in a mansion and ms. marple or poirot shows up, just get out...
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@fortes@steveklabnik But like “Angel Heart” or “The Fight Club,” where you don’t remember that you are the murderer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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