John Forstmeier

@forstmeier

Familia omnia est

Philadelphia, PA
forstmeier.github.io
Joined July 2010
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  1. 6 hours ago

    A dick punch: a dunch.

    1 like
  2. Jun 9

    Best feeling ever.

    Feels so good...
  3. Jun 8

    Why is there infinite concern of those who have little yet none for those with nothing?

  4. Jun 8

    I'm so excited that I'm going to perform a fish slapping dance to celebrate.

    In the US, you can ask your Tesla to play any Monty Python (or other comedy) skit. Doesn't work outside US yet.
  5. Jun 6

    Oh no...when was the last time I pooped?!

  6. Jun 6

    Heard on the desk: listening to podcasts is equivalent to getting your doctorate. Yikes.

  7. Jun 5

    . made my day getting these. Thanks for the sticker love!

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  8. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    We must never forget that the natural environment is a collective good, the patrimony of all humanity and the responsibility of everyone.

    1,051 replies 31,630 retweets 76,773 likes
  9. Jun 3

    Awesome for background focus music:

  10. Jun 3

    "My turn."

  11. Jun 3

    Congrats, yet again, .!

    1 retweet
  12. Jun 2

    . for . re-membership. Get . I'm there too.

  13. Jun 2

    You realize you're​ old when you use pauses in bar conversation to check on . updates.

    2 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    "Simplicity carried to the extreme becomes elegance." - Jon Franklin

    1 reply 141 retweets 283 likes
  15. Jun 1

    . videos are keeping me alive today.

  16. Retweeted
    May 29

    Chapter 52

    49 replies 1,459 retweets 3,996 likes
  17. May 29

    "Freedom is a light for which many men have died in darkness" - Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Philadephlia

    2 likes
  18. May 28

    A baby looked me in the eye, audibly pooped itself, and laughed uncontrollably. I am not equipped to handle this situation.

    6 likes
  19. May 27

    Get Me Roger Stone is a fantastic documentary. . and . should watch it.

    1 like
  20. May 27

    Old City Beer Garden is probably one of my new favorite places.

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