forest fr1ends

@forest_fr1ends

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past dreamland, second left.
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2016.

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  1. 4. velj

    - mummy, where do babies come from? - well sweetie, from my experience it’s a mixture of methamphetamine, 3 russian sailors and a lack of regard for hygiene...

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  2. 2. velj

    you know the rules: - keys in the bowl. - whips, clips and tassels upstairs. - pills and pumps in the basement. - no body fluids in the jacuzzi...

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  3. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    1. velj

    EXCITING NEWS! We have added 7 NEW cards to our collection! Visit our website to shop the full range

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  4. 29. sij

    - look keith, make a wish. there’s a shooting star. - i wish someone would shoot you. - what? - i said all i ever wished for is you...

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  5. 26. sij

    ♫ f**k you, i won't do what you tell me f**k you, i won't do what you tell me ♫

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  6. 21. sij
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  7. 20. sij

    - how romantic. - well this is awkward. it’ll make more sense once the cloud has moved...

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  8. 19. sij
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  9. 19. sij

    - are you ok down there? - push the wheelchair off your face if you can hear us...

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  10. 14. sij

    - have you ever considered following the path to righteousness? - have you ever considered following the path right off my f**king property...?

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  11. 8. sij

    and that son, is why we should never trust the fart...

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  12. 5. sij

    - is daddy smiling down on us from heaven? - unlikely sweetheart, that shotgun was pretty unforgiving...

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  13. 2. sij

    well there goes my new year’s resolution to not shit the bed...

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  14. 29. pro 2019.

    - it’s my mummy’s birthday and i want to buy her a chocolate bar, but all i have is a penny, an old button and my favourite toy. - well let’s see. that’ll buy you a big bar of ‘f**kety offety’ kid...

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  15. 26. pro 2019.

    - there’s a silent ‘p’ in pterodactyl. - is there a silent ‘p’ in prick? - f**k you alan. - no, f**k you rick. - calm down lads, we’ve all had an eggnog...

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  16. 24. pro 2019.

    merry christmas...

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  17. 22. pro 2019.

    darren? he’s back— call the police...

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  18. 19. pro 2019.

    - what did you wish for? - but if i tell you then you won’t fall in head first...

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  19. 15. pro 2019.

    - can you talk me through your special clothing? - i guess i just love the way the lace knickers feel on my ballbag. - i meant the wig

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  20. 10. pro 2019.
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