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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 17

    My birthstone is a coffee bean.

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  2. Aug 26

    Apple’s iPhone buyback program is an adult’s version of a uni’s textbook buyback—oh, you spent $1000 on these things? Here’s $25 you ungrateful scum.

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  3. Retweeted
    Aug 24

    Bruce Wayne didn’t become Batman until he was 30 It doesn’t matter how old you are There’s still time for a full blown dramatic goth phase

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  4. Aug 25

    My life’s goal: to own the world’s largest collection of Jurassic Park movie memorabilia.

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  5. Aug 24

    My dog is mocking me. She keeps bringing me her stuffed rabbit.

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  6. Aug 24

    Welp. One or both of the dogs left a disemboweled baby bunny at the back door. Imagine my surprise.

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  7. Aug 23

    Currently... 📚 Furyborn 🍴 COFFEE. MORE COFFEE. 😍 ANNOUNCEMENT SOON 🎮 CoD: Black Ops III - Nuketown 🎧 Dave Grohl - Play 📺 I Am A Killer (Netflix) What about you?

    Since asked... Currently... 📚 Bride of the Water God, Volume 13 🍴 French toast & sausage 😍 My new Jimin phone wallpaper 🎮 Mario Kart with my boys 🎧 Astro cuz I can't wait to see them in concert in Korea 📺 Thirty but Seventeen What about you?
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  8. Aug 19

    Getting dogs is like getting tattoos—you can’t stop at just one. You need more and more and more, until your whole body is smothered in them and you can die a happy lady.

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  9. Retweeted
    Aug 17

    If you're consuming Audiobooks Comics Fanfic Erotica SciFi/Fantasy Blogs/Patreon content YA/NA/Middle Reader Guilty Pleasures You are READING and don't let the bastards tell you differently. It ain't all about Dickens. Read what you want. Live, breathe, and enjoy stories.

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  10. Aug 17

    Okay, my fellow 90s kids, back in the day, which kind of backpack did you prefer:

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  11. Aug 14

    Dude, I just let out a massive burp (just trust that it was impressive) and scared the crap out of both my sleeping dogs. 😂

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  12. Aug 14

    Absolutely IN LOVE with this x statue! She is a jewel in my collection.

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  13. Aug 12

    I’m fairly certain my neighbors are living inside Morla...

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  14. Aug 9

    DAVE GROHL IS A GOD! 🤘🏼

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    “To any musician, young or old, a beautiful studio full of instruments is like a playground.” Dave Grohl - PLAY. Watch: Listen: Explore:
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  15. Aug 9

    Apparently it’s only in locations that have the freestanding Coke machines, but still!

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  16. Aug 9

    All 90s kids: 🚨RED ALERT! RED ALERT!🚨 I have it on good authority that Burger King is now serving SURGE!

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  17. Aug 8

    How many tootsie roll midgees can a 30-something woman eat until she feels shame and regret? 🤔

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  18. Aug 7

    Where mah Pokémon fans at?

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  19. Aug 7

    It's a surprise from ! No, seriously. I was shocked.

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  20. Aug 6

    IM NOT CRYING—YOU ARE! 😩

    matthias: kaz gave me a 'get better soon' card inej: awh! that's nice matthias: i wasn't sick... he just thought i could do better
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  21. Aug 6

    If you don’t know the exact way to annoy your partner, you’re with the wrong person.

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