Fogus
TODO: Write about your favorite programming language honestly, but make it sound terrible.
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@fogus Only runs on Commodore 64. -
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@fogus I've got a brutal "Why Typed Clojure is terrible" post up my sleeve somewhere. Can't believe no-one's beaten me to it. -
@ambrosebs@fogus This is the closest I've seen to a scathing Typed Clojure (specifically core.typed) reviewhttp://blog.circleci.com/why-were-no-longer-using-core-typed/ … -
@ryanmbraganza@fogus the difference is that critique is *constructive* and from nice people :)
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@fogus A language that language nerds can't fathom the success of because its design was influenced by systems programmers. /cc@Catfish_Man -
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@fogus No variables, no basic blocks, no syntax, no compiler, doesn’t understand strings. - View other replies
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@fogus I'd do FRACTRAN, but there's no way to make it sound bad. -
@fogus That would be all too easy. I love Ruby and it's horrible. ;) -
@fogus Println-debugging and most error messages are unreadable. -
@fogus TI-83+ Basic – all variables global, no program parameters, lists limited to 999 elements, inconsistencies everywhere -
@fogus whimsical to the point of iconoclasm, any joy it brings is erased by the derisive laughter of your peers as they switch to Python. -
@fogus That’s really easy if your favorite language is swift. :P -
@fogus the documentation is written by PL researchers, and advanced code in it looks like PERL -
@fogus This is easy for us perverse souls who chime with JavaScript
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