F. Morgan Whitney

@fmorganwhitney

Engineer working

Denver, CO - USA
Joined March 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    When Hacker News commenters say "I could build that app in a weekend!" I think of this chart of how Slack decides to send a notification.

    151 replies 8,655 retweets 14,132 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    For the Valentine that really needs to get their shit together. More Rick & Morty Valentines here:

    83 replies 3,329 retweets 6,405 likes
  3. Jan 31

    Thanks Rob!

    Reason #875 I work at Pivotal. Thanks !
    1 retweet 3 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    Tracker for Android v1.0 is out! Re-engineered to be faster, along with search, My Work and Epics panels, and more.

    1 reply 7 retweets 5 likes
  5. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2016

    friend: you are depressed me: *scooping nutella out of jar like a bear* nonsense

    1 reply 26 retweets 168 likes
  6. 10 Nov 2016

    To the hundreds of people in the chanting "love not hate", I love you too :)

    2 retweets 10 likes
  7. 10 Nov 2016

    I'm a white male heterosexual professional. I've worked hard but recognize I enjoy privilege. How do I use it to fight for those who don't?

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  8. 9 Nov 2016

    Trump walks off the stage to "you can't always get what you want". Understatement of the century.

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  9. 8 Nov 2016

    President Trump, this is like some nightmare fueled fever dream.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  10. 8 Nov 2016

    Social media might be to blame for this election. Trad media couldn't afford to be an echo chamber, we have empowered our own deception.

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  11. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    TFW Americans prefer a bigoted blustering man-child to a highly qualified woman...

    12 replies 255 retweets 697 likes
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    8 Nov 2016

    i'm not shocked by any of this. people hate women far more than they hate racists.

    34 replies 689 retweets 985 likes
  13. 8 Nov 2016

    I hope this isn't true... but I worry it is.

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  14. 8 Nov 2016

    A small part of me that thinks the best of people is dying as I watch millions cast votes aligned with hate. Whats happening to us?

    1 retweet 2 likes
  15. 25 Oct 2016

    2 score years behind me / my goal 4 score to go / pavement pounds my feet / while I hold onto my soul

    1 like
  16. 6 Oct 2016

    Apparently preordering the qualifies me to receive a free . Thanks !

  17. 26 Sep 2016

    Trump, master of the run on paragraph

  18. 31 Jul 2016

    Funny how when you hack on a side project and things are hard, then you write a test like at work, and everything becomes clear.

    2 retweets 2 likes
  19. 22 Jul 2016

    I will do anything for a button

  20. 7 Jun 2016

    Step 1: Google Trump hat to photoshop it onto Sauron. Step 2: Watch internet try to sell you Trump hats for the rest of your life.

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