“That iceberg was FAKE NEWS folks! NO COLLISION! Calm down and enjoy the ride!”
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"No iceberg, no iceberg. You're the iceberg!"
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I only doubt it because I think he’d punt the baby off the side of the boat as a “power move”.
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Then grab the oars - shoving people in the water away from the boat...”You’ll swamp us!”
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Me jumping out when I realize Trump is in my lifeboatpic.twitter.com/c56EJ0v04R
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Trump would have knocked people shivering on the lifeboats right out of his path into the drink like they were European heads of state.
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He'd take ALL the lifeboats and snort Adderal while people screamed in the water.
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And then make jokes about how gross all those dead people were.
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Donald would have put on a dress.
#ImpeachTheMotherFckerpic.twitter.com/3Y438QUEuT
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What was that Italian boat captain's name a few years ago???
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Him and Ghouliani would have been the first ones in wigs and dresses
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His bloaty carcass could have buoyed the damn ship.
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Try it again. A BIG HELL NO!
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Auto correct sucks!
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Or would he be touting the magnanimous ocean views, and stating erroneous facts on the safety designs of the ship, while bragging about his Captain'ing skills.
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Hell no. You are right.
Follow.
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Strangely enough, I can visualize that ! Sad.
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