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Anyone else notice that we passed the exit to dementiaville about 3 sharp lefts ago & now we’re just doing donuts in dipshitland & barreling towards the bottom of clusterfuck canyon while being chocked out by the fumes of fuckwittery of the fat orange laughing smock? Just me?
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Hairmaggedon was so fucking frazzled today he forgot to take off his ski goggles during his body paint session so he looks like a goddamn pumpkin exploded all over his face while he was staring at the sun through his binoculars
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people are gonna be homeless because of this imbecile’s wall tantrum
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“That iceberg was FAKE NEWS folks! NO COLLISION! Calm down and enjoy the ride!”
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Does anyone have any doubt that if Dickface à l’Orange was captain of the Titanic, he would’ve stepped across baby foreheads to stuff his own bloated carcass into a life boat? Didn’t think so.
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I’m so used to only carrying my shovel when I go into the woods that I always have to double back for my rake
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I don’t trust people that don’t say motherfucker
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@realDonaldTrump if you listen real close you can actually hear your tax returns zipping through the wires into the Ways and Means Committee. Sleep tight.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Hairmaggedon was so fucking frazzled today he forgot to take off his ski goggles during his body paint session so he looks like a goddamn pumpkin exploded all over his face while he was staring at the sun through his binoculars
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Finally a House that looks like America! Gotta be eating those racist pricks up inside!
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I hope some of you will join me because everyone deserves to have hope and feel needed. Plus, Old Dog is a fellow resister and we stick together
Take a minute to send a note and a pic of your pet to her at
S. Day c/o J. Uribe
PO Box 343
Lodi, CA 95241
Cheers
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Decent people, Here’s an opportunity to teach your kids about pen pals. Remember them? Ms. Day has had a terrible string of illnesses and she lives alone with no access to the internet. She loves nature and animals. I’m writing her a letter to let her know I’m thinking about herhttps://twitter.com/olddog97013137/status/1080887308499341312 …
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Commander Side o’ Beef is totally cool with a foreign government murdering a journalist from here, but watch the show he’s about to put on as he scuttles Maria Butina off to Russia in exchange for this bullshit spy plant because we can’t have him in an uncomfortable environment
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“Donald Trump will never be me.” ~Scott Free
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Ummm...I call bullshit! This was all coordinated. It’s just too convenient.https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/1080855029857300480 …
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12:00pm - Take House control 12:01pm - Pass House Bill to open government 12:02pm - Grab him by the tax returns
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And 17 active investigations make the case for incarceration
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ducking autocorrect!

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. I have a favor to ask, my Mom is very ill she is giving up. She loves animals and all things nature. I'm certain it would help her to receive cards and letters, she is very lonely.I fly there monthly and do everything I can to help her. She won't move 