Caleb Brinkman

@floralvikings

Security Research Engineer at Sonatype. Hobbyist game developer. Pseudo-musician.

Houston, TX
Joined August 2013
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  1. Sep 19

    My mom pointed out that one of our cats looks like Two-Face and now I can't unsee it

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    Sep 10

    Oh! I get it, I know exactly where the bug is. Narrator: “He didn’t. In fact, he had only discovered a second bug.”

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    Sep 10

    Just one more thing. Everybody is making fun of Tesla for using a 40-bit key (and rightly so). But Tesla at least had a mechanism we could report to and fixed the problem once informed. , , and use the same system and ignored us.

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    Sep 9

    This comic is over 80 years old and yet you don't have to change a thing about it. It's every bit as relevant today as the day it was drawn.

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    Sep 9

    Quick phishing demo. Would you fall for something like this?

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    Sep 9

    I think many organizations have developer roles backwards. There’s a view that junior developers should be mostly working on bug fixes and small enhancements; big features are to be done by senior devs only

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    Sep 7

    Big news today: “Sonatype, a company that helps companies build more secure software, will be announcing an $80 million funding round led by TPG. Why it matters: The Equifax breach occurred with a known vulnerable component...”

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  8. Sep 6

    Just looked at my ID picture for the first time in awhile; it's from when I was 17. I don't have a lot of pictures from that far back because I lost most of them in a fire, so it always takes me by surprise to realise how fucking much I've aged in ten years.

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    Sep 4

    when you have ADHD and you’re reading a lengthy text and realize your eyes have been slipping over the words without actually reading them and then you realize you’ve been doing that for the past 50 pages without understanding or absorbing a single fucking thing

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    Sep 3

    (PLEASE RETWEET) A QUESTION FOR TEXAS, as Ted Cruz prepares to hold a big love-in with Donald Trump—who called his dad a murderer and publicly insulted his wife's looks: If won't stand up for either his wife or his dad, why the hell do you think he'll stand up for *you*?

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  11. Aug 28

    Couldn't sleep last night, ended up doodling this on my phone

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    Aug 26

    Shitty airline travel is the absolute pinnacle of humanity to me. We found a way to soar through the high untrespassed sanctity of space and also found a way to make it suck the whole time. Absolutely iconic work by the species.

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    Aug 18

    Bloke on radio said he asked a German why they were so good at manufacturing. He said "You put your financial people on pedestals. We put our engineers on ours" ... So true.

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  14. Aug 18

    I was trying to describe my Kerbal Space Program abilities to someone and found myself wondering if "mediocre" has a superlative.

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    Jul 26

    some learning skills

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    Jul 26

    Nobody ever got fired for using Jira. They quit first.

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    Jun 15

    The most successful people I've met: 1. Are plagued with anxiety 2. Consistently have trouble sleeping 3. Feel like they're waiting for everyone to discover they're a fraud 4. Stop in the middle of work to post 200 cat gifs to chat 5. Are surprised when things go well

    The most successful people I've met: 1. Read constantly 2. Workout daily 3. Are innately curious 4. Have laser focus 5. Believe in themselves 6. Build incredible teams 7. Admit they know very little 8. Constantly work to improve 9. Demand excellence in everything they do
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  18. Jun 14

    Apparently "morning dragonfly orgy" is a pretty regular occurrence in my backyard. One which I've just been missing out on because I didn't have a dog to make me go outside this early

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  19. Jun 11

    Sitting on the back patio with the doggo this morning and there appears to be some sort of dragonfly orgy happening in my back yard

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