Funkmaster Jurow

@floraldirt

did you know that St. Louis doesn't have a single monument to Nelly?

Joined January 2016
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    out of interest: plz RT if Johnny Depp's presence in a film now actively discourages you from seeing it

    452 replies 25,722 retweets 17,660 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Mar 18

    me when someone asks "so what type of music are you into?"

    30 replies 9,292 retweets 16,362 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Mar 9

    Realest baby alive is soothed by Future's "Mask Off" 😂

    37 replies 2,140 retweets 3,254 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Mar 9

    Assassination of "El Notorio Grande" by CIA hirelings on orders of US warmonger Bill Clinton is mourned.

    8 replies 377 retweets 464 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Mar 8

    Alt-right is the new punk rock--a Pennywise show full of frustrated hetero white bros throwing blind punches at their nonexistent repression

    22 replies 280 retweets 915 likes
  6. Mar 1

    All I'm saying is that I like FUTURE better than HNDRXX! Is that so wrong???

  7. Retweeted
    Feb 22

    Hipsterism, as we all know, is the aestheticization of income inequality.

    5 replies 175 retweets 366 likes
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    Feb 20

    Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life

    271 replies 11,179 retweets 41,103 likes
  9. Feb 17

    They spend five years bitching about "there's not enough rain," and now it's "oh no too much rain!" God, California, make up your mind!

    1 retweet 1 like
  10. Feb 16

    Shoutout to keeping dad rap alive in 2017

    1 reply 1 like
  11. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    shout out to the screaming baby outside my window who's just saying what we're all thinking.

    2 replies 119 retweets 457 likes
  12. Jan 26

    Little known : Kellyanne Conway, wife of Jim Conway (dramatized in Goodfellas), was in Dipset during the Rockafella years

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    Jan 19

    Obama commuted the sentences of over 1,000 federal inmates. He now has less than 12 hours to do the same for Bobby Shmurda & Rowdy Rebel.

    6 retweets 2 likes
  14. Jan 7

    How have and not released a mixtape called "Thugboat" yet??

    1 retweet 1 like
  15. Retweeted
    1 Dec 2016

    "Only one more month of 2016!" he said, for some reason thinking that 2017 won't be much much worse

    2 replies 60 retweets 225 likes
  16. Retweeted
    21 Nov 2016

    HOPE KANYE GETS HEALTHY > DISAPPEARS FOR THREE YEARS > RE-EMERGES WITH HIS BEST ALBUM EVER > ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR POTUS > WINS PRESIDENCY

    9 replies 371 retweets 826 likes
  17. Retweeted
    15 Oct 2016

    -TRUMP LEAKS- p. 1: p. 2: p. 3: p. 4:

    14 replies 212 retweets 461 likes
  18. 4 Oct 2016

    Pence looks like the guy in the movie who tells us the meteor is headed directly for earth

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  19. Retweeted
    1 Oct 2016

    And now, we're live at the New York Times newsroom:

    12 replies 468 retweets 1,113 likes
  20. Retweeted
    1 Oct 2016

    The grass will grow thick upon my grave before no longer curses my weekend with his off-key singing about corn, or whatever

    6 replies 66 retweets 225 likes

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