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    1. zooey béchamel‏ @floozyesq 4 Jul 2017

      Can't wait to go on house hunters with my husb someday and demand the complete opposite of everything he asks for

      6 replies 2 retweets 41 likes
    2. Katharine‏ @katehascats 4 Jul 2017
      Replying to @floozyesq

      My firmer coworker applied and they told them to do this. And they'd deliberately show them houses that aren't what they wanted

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. Katharine‏ @katehascats 4 Jul 2017
      Replying to @katehascats

      And no filming until after they'd closed on the house they actually bought

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. zooey béchamel‏ @floozyesq 4 Jul 2017
      Replying to @katehascats

      Did HGTV also demand they not have sex for six months prior to filming so they could look suitably frigid together on tv?

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    5. Katharine‏ @katehascats 4 Jul 2017
      Replying to @floozyesq

      Well they're like 25 and she was pregnant so I guess not

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Katharine‏ @katehascats 4 Jul 2017
      Replying to @katehascats

      Also giant fuck to 25 year olds that can afford a house

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    7. mark 🎄‏ @haircut_hippie 4 Jul 2017
      Replying to @katehascats

      his occupation: part-time yogurt chef & dog groomer hers: organic yarn weaver budget: $2M

      1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
    8. strategy consultant‏ @neoliberal_dad 4 Jul 2017
      Replying to @haircut_hippie @katehascats

      His profession: salesperson at artisan cheese shop Her profession: stay-at-home mom Budget: $3.7 million

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      zooey béchamel‏ @floozyesq 4 Jul 2017
      Replying to @neoliberal_dad @haircut_hippie @katehascats

      His profession: patreon supported podcaster Her profession: there is no wife he is extremely incel Budget: $60,000

      1:50 PM - 4 Jul 2017
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        2. strategy consultant‏ @neoliberal_dad 4 Jul 2017
          Replying to @floozyesq @haircut_hippie @katehascats

          They should actually do one with a couple that has a $100k budget and every home they like gets bought by Blackstone before they can bid

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
        3. mark 🎄‏ @haircut_hippie 4 Jul 2017
          Replying to @neoliberal_dad @katehascats

          when we sold our house like half the offers were from hedge funds

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. strategy consultant‏ @neoliberal_dad 4 Jul 2017
          Replying to @haircut_hippie @katehascats

          I love to pay extra money in rent to prop up hard working American hedge funds

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        5. Katharine‏ @katehascats 4 Jul 2017
          Replying to @neoliberal_dad @haircut_hippie

          Why are hedge funds buying houses. This is freaking me out

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. mark 🎄‏ @haircut_hippie 4 Jul 2017
          Replying to @katehascats @neoliberal_dad

          a billion rental homes = decent income. also flipping but not in my area

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        7. Katharine‏ @katehascats 4 Jul 2017
          Replying to @haircut_hippie @neoliberal_dad

          Oh true

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        8. Katharine‏ @katehascats 4 Jul 2017
          Replying to @katehascats @haircut_hippie @neoliberal_dad

          That's happening in my mom's neighborhood, the homes all sold to landlords to rent out

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        9. mark 🎄‏ @haircut_hippie 4 Jul 2017
          Replying to @katehascats @neoliberal_dad

          yeah. gonna be real curious where American homeownership rate ends. high was 67% iirc but we're lower now

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1. mark 🎄‏ @haircut_hippie 4 Jul 2017
          Replying to @floozyesq @neoliberal_dad @katehascats

          sex is violence unless it's with a robot imho

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