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@floopily

Makes shiny stuff at . Massive JavaScript nerd. Optimises the things. Complains a lot. No really, a LOT. Big AWS fan. Frequently unbearably sarcastic.

London, UK
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Joined September 2009
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  1. 9 hours ago

    Sometimes I think my kettle just goes ding when it's feeling lonely and unloved. Certainly doesn't seem to be for any other logical reason.

  2. 11 hours ago

    Oh FINALLY. The lack of this caused massive massive pain back when ClassicLink was first introduced

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  3. 12 hours ago

    Fun fact: if you omit the reason phrase from a HTTP/1.1 status line Chrome DevTools assumes "OK"

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    10:21 AM - 11 Jan 2016 · Details
  4. Jan 10

    Ummm, how did it get that late and why was I not informed? I swear it was like half five only about ten minutes ago...

  5. Jan 10

    Totally didn't think that was a banana at first glance.

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    10:36 AM - 10 Jan 2016 · Details
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  6. Jan 10

    Totally missed the opportunity to make a "the sun is happy so I'm happy. How Pathetic" joke there. Oh well.

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  7. Jan 10

    I'm such a sucker for allowing myself to be emotionally manipulated by the weather. But who cares? It's a lovely day and I'm happy.

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  8. Jan 8

    MATHS.

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  9. Jan 8

    Does anyone have any evidence of iOS 9 WiFi Assist ever actually working? Pretty sure it’s just lies.

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  10. Jan 8

    Sometimes I astound even myself with the power and depth of my own stupidity.

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    Rendering Realtime Caustics in WebGL:

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    What do we know ? got the JS Mandelbrot set down to 99 bytes w.

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  13. Jan 7

    yo london y u so dark. Who turned off the sun?

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  14. Jan 6

    Oh oculus how did you let that happen? Did you test that at all? Like window.origin is clearly not defined anywhere

  15. Jan 6

    Yup.

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    8:01 AM - 6 Jan 2016 · Details
  16. Jan 6

    I don't even have any interesting mathematical facts to share about the number 19392. How dull.

  17. Jan 6

    What a time to be alive.

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  18. Jan 6

    IT'S STUCK AT 19392 WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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  19. Jan 6

    In the US they argue about gun control and serious stuff like that. Whereas here, we have 17000 people watching a live stream of a puddle.

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 5

    USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product TWITTER: likes are now florps USERS: what TWITTER: timeline goes sideways

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