me when i become a house flipping influencer
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the caption to this being “Countertop shopping! What's your favorite type of counter top and why?”
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i’m watching Lost for the first time ever and i have no fucking clue what’s going on. the only thing i know for sure is that Sayid is the most beautiful man i have ever seen
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whenever i look at houses on Zillow i ask myself “would Carlton Gebbia live here?” and if yes, it’s my dream house
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I will be bleeding out getting rushed to the ER and I will be thinking “we need to triage this injured diva”
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Wait……if I’M cunt, and YOU’RE cunt, then who’s flying the plane???
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11 years later and i’m still a bubblegum bitch
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Emma Stone stars as the beautiful, volatile erotomaniac named Bella Baxter, in Yorgos Lanthimos’ POOR THINGS.
Described as a re-imagining of Frankenstein.
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weird vibes tbh
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this is what tweeting feels like
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What's your favorite 30 Rock joke?
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“How’s your mom’s pill addiction” is CRAZY
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What's your favorite 30 Rock joke?
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Dear Miami outsold
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they had 2 seasons left, went into the studio mad as hell… and produced a BOP
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Desperate Housewives did it first
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‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3 will begin filming in June.
It is reportedly set five years in the future.
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what ur gym time says about you:
5-8am : corporate slave
8am - 12pm : the retail girlies
12pm - 4pm : sluts/unemployed/influencer
4-9pm: npc/bot
9pm-12am: mentally ill/on gear
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madonna didn’t re-release another remix ep this week
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very Aphrodite lady seashell bikini garden panty
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feeling very “no money, no family, sixteen in the middle of Miami” (no power or cell service at home and the house is about 12 degrees)
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Poliwhirl you will always be famous
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i would if i could
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mentally preparing for all the white gays that are going to rock this exact Mugler h&m look all summer long
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