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You’re right… It wouldn’t have been as good of a movie if it was named “Reservoir Cats”.
The @WashingtonPost came up with a different way to help explain the scale of the Rosetta comet landing: pic.twitter.com/xWZg45gdSH
This is an interesting turn of events: Microsoft open sources .NET, takes it to Linux and OS X http://j.mp/10WpOBp
1 favoriteApple's DEP spreads to resellers and VPP counties! Device Enrollment Program overview - Apple Deployment Programs https://help.apple.com/deployment/programs/#/tes6a88f692e …
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People act like @SenTedCruz is an idiot. He graduated cum laude from Princeton and magna cum laude from Harvard.
He’s just an asshole.
Dear Senator Ted Cruz, I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works - The Oatmeal http://buff.ly/1xEA5gv
3 retweets 1 favoritePSA to Republicans in Congress: Don't embarrass yourselves on net neutrality. pic.twitter.com/g3NU9bzSQI
435 retweets 231 favoritesRetweet to warn others away from these terrifying criminals. pic.twitter.com/QMb1SCjI9H
726 retweets 583 favoritesThis is what GamerGate looks like to the public. pic.twitter.com/wSy6IXCP7m
4,908 retweets 4,551 favoritesMy emoji review of Interstellar: 


































Arnold Abbot, the man to broke the law to feed the homeless, is an example to us all. http://j.mp/1uHXSyk
How to spot an IT person who is lazy & terrible:
RT @MacSparky: A couple funny, sad, & true stories.
You’re Mac.
http://macsparky.com/blog/2014/11/youre-mac …
If Youre Looking for an Example of Why People Arent Voting Today, Look at the Postal Service http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/postal-service-2014 … via @EsquireMag
Amazes me how many times I prompt users with updates and they are too busy. Apple pops ‘em up with Yosemite and they say “sure, why not?” 
If I was a butterfly, I'd be like "fuck time travelers"
65 retweets 134 favoritesMy preferred compiler optimization level is "-ಠ_ಠ"
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