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@fivetanley

sand witch. #1 internet loser.

a cozy dumpster fire
Joined May 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 26
  2. 5 hours ago

    Happy birthday on this day, 6/9 (nice) to !!!

  3. Retweeted
    8 hours ago
    Replying to
  4. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Just manages to hold on, scraping through with a mere 75% of her constituency vote.

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  5. 12 hours ago

    definitely not what I'll remember today as

  6. Retweeted
    Jun 7
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    *someone I admire follows me* Me: I will never shitpost ever again, this change will be good for me Me 5 mins later:

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Me reproducing a performance bug

  9. Retweeted
    12 hours ago
  10. 12 hours ago
    Buckethead, a self-described “intergalactic space lord” whose real name is unknown, won 249 votes in the Berkshire contest. It is not the first time Buckethead has stood against a prime minister – a candidate with the same name took on Margaret Thatcher in 1987 and lost with just 131 votes.
  11. 13 hours ago

    lord buckethead: who is he

  12. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Theresa May reacts to Lord Buckethead getting 249 votes.

  13. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Big ups to Theresa May for pulling a self own several orders of magnitude greater than Kurt Eichenwald on the same day.

  14. Retweeted
    Jun 8
  15. 17 hours ago

    they really energized the young vote by naming the party labourVEVO

  16. 18 hours ago

    i recognize at least 3 people from open mics trying to workshop their jokes at this chilis

  17. 18 hours ago

    at a chili's, saving the economy from my millenial peers and preparing to see again

  18. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Evanescence ASMR? It's a thing. Kinda. Thanks for this . 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  19. 18 hours ago

    I'm helping thru a difficult time on his life: he is being held hostage by the boss baby

  20. 18 hours ago

    Have caught a case of hipster nonsense.

  21. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    This picture gets more relevant by the day.

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