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@fivetanley

sand witch. #1 internet loser.

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Joined May 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 26

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    pull it together stanley
    4 retweets 5 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    Happy birthday on this day, 6/9 (nice) to !!!

  3. Retweeted
    8 hours ago
    Replying to

    15 replies 194 retweets 1,084 likes
  4. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Just manages to hold on, scraping through with a mere 75% of her constituency vote.

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    5 replies 457 retweets 742 likes
  5. 12 hours ago

    definitely not what I'll remember today as

    2 replies 4 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    42 replies 5,149 retweets 11,397 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    *someone I admire follows me* Me: I will never shitpost ever again, this change will be good for me Me 5 mins later:

    28 replies 5,906 retweets 8,892 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Me reproducing a performance bug

    6 replies 504 retweets 840 likes
  9. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    the us elected trump

    Folks, the Brits have Elmo, Boss Hogg, and Trash Can Darth Vader as candidates. They never get to make fun of our elections again.
    15 replies 73 retweets 586 likes
  10. 12 hours ago

    Buckethead, a self-described “intergalactic space lord” whose real name is unknown, won 249 votes in the Berkshire contest. It is not the first time Buckethead has stood against a prime minister – a candidate with the same name took on Margaret Thatcher in 1987 and lost with just 131 votes.
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  11. 13 hours ago

    lord buckethead: who is he

  12. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Theresa May reacts to Lord Buckethead getting 249 votes.

    159 replies 3,459 retweets 4,964 likes
  13. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Big ups to Theresa May for pulling a self own several orders of magnitude greater than Kurt Eichenwald on the same day.

    13 replies 94 retweets 477 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Doggy school dropout: police dog fired for being too friendly

    460 replies 9,454 retweets 24,546 likes
  15. 17 hours ago

    they really energized the young vote by naming the party labourVEVO

    2 likes
  16. 18 hours ago

    i recognize at least 3 people from open mics trying to workshop their jokes at this chilis

  17. 18 hours ago

    at a chili's, saving the economy from my millenial peers and preparing to see again

    1 reply 1 like
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Evanescence ASMR? It's a thing. Kinda. Thanks for this . 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    5 retweets 16 likes
  19. 18 hours ago

    I'm helping thru a difficult time on his life: he is being held hostage by the boss baby

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  20. 18 hours ago

    Have caught a case of hipster nonsense.

    1 reply 2 likes
  21. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    This picture gets more relevant by the day.

    7 replies 471 retweets 868 likes

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