Sean Fitzroy

@fitzroy

SNL writer, apparently

Brooklyn, NY 11231
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Joined February 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Oct 2016

    Looks like Trump finally got that working microphone he wanted.

    149 replies 9,502 retweets 24,380 likes
  2. Jun 6

    Here's a pitch: Basically but judged by successful app developers.

  3. Jun 5

    are just giant AirPods. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    1 like
  4. Retweeted
    May 30
    Replying to

    14. This is a long read and it isn't particularly funny but it explains a weird phenomenon and it blew my mind the first time I read it

    39 replies 9,367 retweets 15,335 likes
  5. May 31

    I remember before it was .

    Take your nightcap to new heights with the Vaportini. Inhale, instead of drinking. $34.99 in our store.
  6. Retweeted
    May 31

    "Covfefe, that's funny," Paul Ryan chuckled to himself, checking Twitter as he awoke in his bed crafted from uninsured children's bones.

    37 replies 3,353 retweets 11,476 likes
  7. May 30

    Damn, the internet is fast!

    1 reply 4 retweets 16 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 30

    As a child, did Trump have a sleigh named ?

    8 replies 47 retweets 239 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 30

    These are pretty great.

    2 replies 10 retweets 12 likes
  10. May 30

    wishlist: 🙏 1) Set 3rd party camera apps as default 2) Wet Hands mode to prevent screen locking 3) Make Facebook open links in Safari

  11. May 30
    Replying to

    In other news, apparently & are 2 different people.

    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    May 23

    (THREAD) I'm an experienced criminal investigator and attorney. Here's a SIMPLE FACT that will TRANSFORM how you see Trump's Russia scandal.

    383 replies 5,175 retweets 6,214 likes
  13. May 19

    "Imagine a Budweiser Super Bowl ad and a presidential campaign ad had a baby." — video, creative brief

  14. May 19

    Hiding behind a curtain from people with no heart, brain or courage. Where have I seen that before? 🤔

    1 retweet 3 likes
  15. May 16

    Trump to Comey:

    1 like
  16. May 14

    Mac users watching this spread like...

    1 retweet 1 like
  17. May 12

    😂

    2 retweets 3 likes
  18. May 7

    Mais ses courriels! 🇫🇷

    1 like
  19. Apr 30

    Just when you thought dystopia couldn't get any worse.

    2 replies 52 retweets 128 likes
  20. Apr 23

    Same.

    I think my favorite Taylor line this week is "I'm not going to eat a cookie." Last week's was "Fuck!"
    1 like
  21. Apr 14

    Prescient president.

    Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
    1 like

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