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@FITZPUNK

please send me evenings and weekends

they pronouns s'il vous plaît
Joined June 2012
Born March 21, 1998

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 May 2015

    Dwayne "The Dwayne" Dwayne

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  2. 7 hours ago

    i've been playing geoguessr for 3 weeks straight. my dreams are a series of street signs and logging roads. finally i understand gamers. been craving gatorade

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  3. Apr 25

    i'm so tired of being filled with rage. can everyone stop being a cunt for like 5 minutes

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  4. Apr 25

    i defend tumblr constantly and this is how they repay me???? accusing me of being a horny furry?????

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  5. Apr 25

    been having a lot of embarrassing memories pop into my head as of late, just had the idea "maybe i should write these all down so i don't lose track of them" literally the worst idea i have ever had what the fuck is wrong with me :)

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  6. Apr 25

    I'm convinced that Blaire White thinks she's the only trans person in existence and everyone else is just copying her

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  7. Apr 24

    tiktok found out about my South Park phase ://

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  8. Apr 24

    something i'd like to see discussed more is the way students who do poorly in school are treated behind closed doors. my school guidance counselor tormented me every day for years and everybody from my hometown thinks i'm lying because he was kind to everyone else.

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  9. Apr 24

    staying on a semi-casual relationship with online friends from 8 years ago more like *every other tweet on the tl is about streaming*

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  10. Apr 24

    i think i could fuck mr. feeny

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  11. Apr 23

    made a cup of ribena with the small remainder of it and had to rinse the bottle out with water to get it all out and then spilled it all over my keyboard/phone/headphones before i could take a sip. need a hug

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  12. Apr 23

    having older siblings is inherently traumatic my sister once made fun of me for 6 hours because my seatbelt locked and i tugged on it too quickly

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  13. Apr 23
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  14. Apr 21

    season 9 is the worst season of my twitter account yet, the actors have gotten really sloppy and the main character has gone through full flandarization

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  15. Apr 21

    you could call me the lebron james of drapes

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  16. Apr 21

    ● <---- me

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  17. Apr 21

    sprechen sie deutsch baby

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  18. Apr 20

    literally just screenshotted a conversation and sent it back to that same person end my fucking life

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  19. Apr 20

    trambopoline

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  20. Apr 20

    i want a bullet bra

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 17
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