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    1. Area man who just replies to more popular tweets.‏ @SlatKingCole Jun 5
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      Replying to @mr12000 @kevindragon214 and

      Yes making fun of people getting milkshaked is totally the same as calling somebody slurs.

      256 replies 21 retweets 3,545 likes
    2. David Davis‏ @Cafe_dave Jun 5
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      Replying to @chrism2577 @SlatKingCole and

      The milkshakes are a test. Since milkshakes can be used, bricks next. Perhaps even more nefarious items follow.

      151 replies 42 retweets 1,504 likes
    3. Jonathan Fisher‏Verified account @fishplums Jun 5
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      Replying to @Cafe_dave @chrism2577 and

      nope it's still just milkshakes

      305 replies 17 retweets 2,994 likes
    4. David Davis‏ @Cafe_dave Jun 5
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      Replying to @fishplums @chrism2577 and

      For now

      22 replies 3 retweets 321 likes
    5. Jonathan Fisher‏Verified account @fishplums Jun 5
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      Replying to @Cafe_dave @chrism2577 and

      it's been just milkshakes for a while. it works because it's non-violent and embarrassing. so there's no need for it to escalate, and you suggesting that it might is just you trying to whip up a moral panic.

      401 replies 17 retweets 1,038 likes
    6. Милан Лукић‏ @Milan_Lukic1 Jun 5
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      Replying to @fishplums @Cafe_dave and

      assault is okay because it could be worse but it's not this is literally "i almost stabbed this guy to death but he didn't die so it's ok" levels of absurdity, assault is assault

      67 replies 40 retweets 1,224 likes
    7. Terminally Online‏ @GSmarts9 Jun 9
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      Replying to @Milan_Lukic1 @fishplums and

      That’s not remotely the same thing. To imply that a milkshake is as deadly as a knife or otherwise as harmful is what’s absurd.

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    8. Jonathan Fisher‏Verified account @fishplums Jun 10
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      Replying to @GSmarts9 @Milan_Lukic1 and

      yeah it's spectacular that so many seem to agree with such a wild exaggeration, but there we go

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    9.  💋  🤦🏼‍♀️  ⏳‏ @Tesszeeee Jun 10
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      Replying to @fishplums @GSmarts9 and

      Having a liquid thrown in your face is assault. I have had water thrown at me -it is an action, an act of aggression, an offensive and intentionally intimidating act to provoke

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      Jonathan Fisher‏Verified account @fishplums Jun 10
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      Replying to @Tesszeeee @GSmarts9 and

      yeah it's literally like stabbing isn't it

      6:06 AM - 10 Jun 2019
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        2. David Davis‏ @Cafe_dave Jun 10
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          Replying to @fishplums @Tesszeeee and

          Legally, yes

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        3. Jonathan Fisher‏Verified account @fishplums Jun 10
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          Replying to @Cafe_dave @Tesszeeee and

          RIP all those who have milkshake on their clothes, which is literally like stabbing

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