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Thinking about vegan recipes, cooking a steak.
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me, taking one last look before i leave a party early and unannounced
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It's funny that famous rich actors are unionized and kitchen workers aren't.
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Guy on bloor, middle the night, no one around, mask on, not covering nose.
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I think the King bus is diverted to Queen and the Queen bus is diverted to King.
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Look up, the clouds are nice. Not too long, you'll hurt your neck, grow to resent the clouds.
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Real dark out
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Saw a nice dog.
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I'm not so much a pro masker as I am anti face.
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whenever my mom starts a phone call with "has your brother talked to you??" it's truly a 50/50 gamble whether the thing is that he has cancer again, or that he just forgot to invite me to an upcoming family gathering
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quick, unionize while he's in space
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Hemingway having a problem with the "next town over" joke a hundred years ago.
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I am at College and Clinton politely asking if everyone had their second dose
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Perspective:
Over 3,300,000,000 COVID vaccine doses have been given globally.
Each time you read about the story of a “side effect” remember that there are billions of vaccine recipients who are healthy and protected.
Risk remain around 1:1,000,000
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the sopranos
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finally some nice weather
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Nurse: What's your bloodtype?
Me: Oh, I'm not picky
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Delta Variant has Dominated in the UK
COVID cases rising. BUT hospitalizations are NOT rising
Meaning vaccines work. Fear mongering doesn’t
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*reads that there’s rain in the forecast*
me actually seeing it rain live time:
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I think the vaccine contains microchips AND stops the virus.
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Twitter is like yearbook committee but everyone in the school is on it and it comes out every second
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Grateful for my non-stop tinnitus that allows me to tune my twelve harmonicas.
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Literally just climbed the CN tower and did a backflip into the lake.
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honestly the funniest thing that bartenders do is act like it’s weird when you’re drunk
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As Ontarians line up for their second doses, Toronto comedian and Hoser columnist reflects on the view from the end of the line.
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