fiona

@fioroco

back at it again at krispy kreme

brooklyn, NY
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Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Dec 2015

    i put my hand up on your chip when you dip don't double dip

    1 reply 14 retweets 52 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    i tried searching for attractive crocs in good faith but that faith was clearly misplaced

    4 replies 19 likes
  3. 17 hours ago

    regifted my happy meal toy as a birthday present, i like to think i'm *post*-shame

    9 likes
  4. 21 hours ago

    my usually harmless inability to differentiate​between june and july has landed me at the wrong metal show

    2 retweets 30 likes
  5. 22 hours ago
    Replying to

    update: yup

    1 reply 35 likes
  6. 22 hours ago

    about to go on etsy and see if i can find a dupe of the throw pillows from my dream last night

    1 reply 13 likes
  7. Jun 6

    i had sky-high expectations for the captain underpants movie and they were exceeded, it is so funny and true to the spirit of the books

    2 replies 15 likes
  8. Jun 5

    just watched a vine compilation the same length as an episode of the wire

    3 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
  9. Jun 4

    surprisingly owning a fidget spinner is my new personality

    2 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
  10. Jun 3

    my friend: *listening to brown eyed girl* who sings this? oh, yeah, van halen

    3 replies 6 likes
  11. Jun 3

    idea for a party series: i screen a movie i love and everyone's invited but only people who haven't seen the movie yet can come

    2 replies 17 likes
  12. Jun 3

    a gentler "delete your account" – at Salvation Army

    1 reply 17 likes
  13. Jun 1

    me: pay attention to body language. if someone doesn't want to talk to you, respect that and give them their space! also me:

    3 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
  14. May 26

    left hand status

    15 likes
  15. May 26

    just took inventory of everything i'm holding and FYI it's silly putty, a bouncy ball, a monkey beanie baby and a juicebox of wine

    1 reply 18 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 24

    .’s uses for all things note-taking:

    1 retweet 8 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 23

    If you can help place some outstanding eng interns *this summer* in NYC or Bay Area, could you drop me a line? marc@precipice.org

    21 replies 138 retweets 103 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 19

    In case y'all want to crunch the before filling out your brackets:

    1 retweet 4 likes
  19. May 21
    Replying to

    he did not

    12 likes
  20. May 21

    i didn't know if the man at the cheese shop who left without his CC would respond to "HEY CHEESEMAN" but there was only one way to find out

    2 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
  21. May 18

    in the end, manspreading is just selecting for assertive seatmates

    7 likes

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