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@fionerss

Fueled by music, nature, and positive human interactions. Only some of my tweets are serious. ENFP 🇦🇱🏳️‍🌈♎️

Madrid, Spain
Se unió en febrero de 2011
Fecha de nacimiento 1995

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  1. Tweet fijado
    12 jul. 2018

    I work at a local thrift store. Last week a customer asked if I wanted to hold her baby. I was confused because I didn't see a baby but I said "sure". Guys....this woman reaches down into her cleavage, rummages around for a second, and pulls out a motherfucking squirrel

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  2. hace 3 horas

    Sometimes I forget about Shrek being a thing, so for a second I think random people on the internet are talking about me

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  4. 26 abr.

    ....was this too much

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  5. 26 abr.

    I want someone to pull my hair so hard they rip it out, and then choke me with it. But like, not in a sexual way

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  6. 26 abr.

    I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I am straight up not having a good time bro

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  7. 26 abr.

    🥂 here’s to cock

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  8. retwitteó
    25 abr.
    En respuesta a

    I mean good luck reading my writing

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  9. retwitteó
    26 abr.

    therapist: how do you deaI with your emotions? me:

    Este contenido multimedia puede incluir material que puede herir la sensibilidad de algunas personas. Más información
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  10. 26 abr.

    I’m sorry but this photo looks like the thumbnail of a porno

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  11. 26 abr.

    Smothered by ranch dressing....sounds delicious

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  12. 26 abr.

    Fuck I hate being depressed

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  13. 25 abr.

    look duolingo, it's not that I don't know what "la nevera" means, I just don't know how to spell refrigerator correctly

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  14. 25 abr.

    Just gonna leave this here

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  15. retwitteó
    19 abr.

    Please do something kind for yourself today!

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  16. 24 abr.

    El padre es el violín y madre la viola

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  17. 24 abr.

    Coffee So Strong It Gives You Anxiety™️

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  18. retwitteó
    24 abr.

    If you assume something isn’t going to work out, you’ll find all the reasons that it won’t and vice versa. It’s all about perspective and training your mind. Time to start living more positively.

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  19. retwitteó
    23 abr.

    How can I be so drunk yesterday I pretended to be a bouncer while my girls were busy talking to guys 😂

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  20. 23 abr.

    you were there

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  21. retwitteó
    23 abr.

    The lord gave you two hands for a reason

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